44th Fortyfour Road
Thanks for mysteriously not answering my phone calls for a few days in a row. I've started wondering if your house was actually being robbed by a bunch of gas-masked burglars...oh, never mind.
I mean, thanks for the old-fashioned letter I received about two weeks after I called. You replied real fast. So did you visit your 95-years-old grandma? As I remember, she's the one who lives on the Amazon riverbank, am I right? Such an adventurous grandma. I'm glad to hear that you had a real good time with those piranhas there. I had a hunch that you'd be missing my docile goldfish by then.
Anyways, I'm definitely writing this reply letter now because there's nothing I could do to stop mom from going bungee-jumping, which means I would be home alone for a while. And of course, your letter gave me a reason not to use my newly acquired BlackBerry instead.
I had a real good time, too, here in Bali. I went to every existing beach on this isla